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Duniya K SaBse Chhote Jokes: <Br/> <Br/>1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai. <Br/> <Br/>2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi. <Br/> <Br/>3)Ganja Sardr <Br/> <Br/>4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
Judge Said To Pathan: <Br/>Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam SaBit Nahi Hua <Br/>Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai... <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Tou Is Ka MatlaB K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
1 Pathan hamesha Apne MoBile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha <Br/> <Br/>Kisi Ne Poocha <Br/> <Br/>"Khan SaaB Ye Konsi Science Hai ?" <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: :"O Yaara KBhi KBhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
Never Attend A Class <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why ... ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>John Nash Said : <Br/> <Br/>"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential <Br/>Of Creative Thinking" <Br/> <Br/>So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Aishwariya <Br/>Preety <Br/>Kareena <Br/>In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko <Br/>Hona Hoga Mera Zarur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai <Br/>Itni Auqaat Meri <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LaB Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K <Br/>Tamana Meri ... ;->
Are U Emotionally DumBed ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Creatively Challenged ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Artistically Void ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socially Hopeless ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Financially Desprate ....???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Congrates You Are A <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PAKISTANI .... ;->
Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: BaBu Jee Roti Milay Gi... <Br/>Andar Se Awaz Aai: " Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai" <Br/>Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai "Chummi" Nhi..
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Asif Zardari ne <Br/>IslamaBad men <Br/>Nawaz Sharef k <Br/>Sath MilKr <Br/>Coca Cola pi <Br/>Or Nawaz Sharif <Br/>ne Kaha K Judge <Br/>KaB Bahal Hongy? <Br/> <Br/>To Zardari ne Kaha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI" <Br/>AmitaB Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>atay thay <Br/> <Br/>jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai <Br/> <Br/>pestol rahki hoi hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>or tumsay sms karwa raha hai <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mager aB lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying, <Br/> <Br/>Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking ABout Girls. <Br/> <Br/>The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day, <Br/> <Br/>If You Find A Solution, <Br/> <Br/>Please Advise. <Br/> <Br/>I Have The Same ProBlem With His Father