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phool kharaB nahi hota makhia kharaB karti hai <Br/>larka kharaB nahi hota larkia kharaB karti hai
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein.. <Br/>ro ro ke tuB Bhar diye... <Br/>Aur tum itney Be-wafa niklE, <Br/>k nahake chal diye!!!
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain... <Br/>Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai.... <Br/>Aisa Kyun??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chi-Kani... <Br/> <Br/>:))
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day <Br/>If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School <Br/>Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You. <Br/> <Br/>So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child <Br/>My Dear? <Br/>Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy? <Br/> <Br/>Guess? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guess? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki SuBramanya
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya, <Br/> <Br/>Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai. <Br/>Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya, <Br/> <Br/>Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai. <Br/>Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
New Remix Song Of <Br/>"ALI AZMAT" <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai ABadi. . . . . . . .;-. <Br/>"DIL MANGAY MORE"
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki SaB Sai Bari Film Ho Ga <Br/> <Br/>Loading . . <Br/> <Br/>1% <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>50% <Br/> <Br/>Wait Yar <Br/> <Br/>70% <Br/> <Br/>90% <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dunya Ka SaB Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main <Br/> <Br/>100% <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Loading Complete <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>0321-000-000-0 <Br/> <Br/>Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>0300-000-000-0
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi.. <Br/> <Br/>Aap Jaise Log <Br/> <Br/>Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Girl: Do You Love Me? <Br/>Boy: Yes Dear. <Br/>Girl: Would You Die For Me? <Br/>Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love