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Night Was Dark <Br/> <Br/>Moon Was High <Br/> <Br/>Boy Stopped His Bike <Br/> <Br/>Girl Asked Why ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Boy Came Close <Br/> <Br/>She Felt Shy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He Told In Her Ear <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DHAKKA MAAR <Br/> <Br/>PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat <Br/> <Br/>Tim Tim Kerde Taare <Br/> <Br/>Na Koi Msg <Br/> <Br/>Na Koi Bell <Br/> <Br/>Ki Gal Ae Pyare <Br/> <Br/>Kyun ? <Br/> <Br/>Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
EnGLiSh ShyEri <Br/> <Br/>The Janaza Of MehBooB Nikla From <Br/> <Br/>The Gali Of MehBoBa With Lots Of Zor <Br/> <Br/>Shor The MehBuBa Jhannki From The Door <Br/> <Br/>And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi, <Br/> <Br/>Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay, <Br/> <Br/>Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay, <Br/> <Br/>Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop, <Br/> <Br/>Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra, <Br/> <Br/>List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh SaB Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki KhushBoo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
If someBody comes n <Br/>Tell u, <Br/>That you Are FOOL, <Br/>Don''t Be Afraid, <Br/>Goto him <Br/>Catch his Neck <Br/>And Tell him <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He <Br/> <Br/>Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He <Br/> <Br/>Hakumat Ko GhurBat Ka Pta nhi <Br/> <Br/>Kitna Afsos Hota he jB Bhook Dasti Hy
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He <Br/> <Br/>Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He <Br/> <Br/>Hakumat Ko GhurBat Ka Pta nhi <Br/> <Br/>Kitna Afsos Hota he jB Bhook Dasti Hy
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . . <Br/> <Br/>1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi.. <Br/> <Br/>2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga.. <Br/> <Br/>3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi.. <Br/> <Br/>4-Logon k pas Balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge.. <Br/> <Br/>5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir Bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p
Jo <Br/>Ho Gaya <Br/>Wo Ho Gaya <Br/>Jo <Br/>Hona Hoga <Br/>Wo Hoga <Br/>Or Jo Nahi <Br/>Hona Hai <Br/>Wo Nahi Hoga <Br/>Q K Jo <Br/>Hona Hai <Br/>Wo Tu <Br/>Hoga Hi Hoga <Br/>AB Dekhna Hai <Br/>K Kia <Br/>Hoga..? <Br/>OR <Br/>Kia Nahi <Br/>Hoga <Br/>Hönay Ko Tu <Br/>Kuch Bhi Hoga <Br/>Yahi <Br/>Sochna Hai <Br/>K Kia <Br/>Hoga..? <Br/>Agar <Br/>Kuch Hoga <Br/>Tu Theek <Br/>Hoga OR <Br/>Nahi Hoga <Br/>Tu Bhi Theek <Br/>Hoga <Br/>OR <Br/>Theek Nahi Hoga <Br/>Tu Kuch <Br/>Kaisay Theek <Br/>Ho Ga..? <Br/>AB AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..? <Br/>Kisi Or <Br/>Ko <Br/>AAP <Br/>Bhi <Br/>Bhejo <Br/>Acha <Br/>Time Pass Hoga <Br/>Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gaee. <Br/>Clerk:Yahan Sign Karo. <Br/>Aurat:Kaise? <Br/>Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain. <Br/>She Wrote: <Br/>Faqat <Br/>Ap K <Br/>Munnay Ki MAA
HusBnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office <Br/> <Br/>BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain, <Br/> <Br/>Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN <Br/> <Br/>HusBnd: Haan Jaldi Karo, <Br/> <Br/>Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said " <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>I LOVE PAKISTAN "