U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
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<Br/>U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
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<Br/>U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
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<Br/>BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always DisturBs U ne time
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<Br/>N Thats me ;->
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
<Br/>Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
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<Br/>Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
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<Br/>Bat to Ek he hy
<Br/>{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the joB relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
<Br/>Employee: Who''s there?
<Br/>Boss: Not you anymore.
By All Means Marry
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<Br/>If U Get A Gud Wife
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<Br/>U’ll Become Happy
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<Br/>If U Get A Bad One
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<Br/>U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Here Is Some Career Advice
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<Br/>First, Listen To Your Heart
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<Br/>Then
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<Br/>Listen To Your Brains
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<Br/>Then
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<Br/>Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD
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<Br/>Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
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<Br/>But The Fact Is That
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<Br/>Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
