Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
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<Br/>Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?
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<Br/>Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
<Br/>Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
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<Br/>hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge Bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->
FunnY BuT tRuE...!
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<Br/>Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
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<Br/>Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.
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<Br/>Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried
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<Br/>But fucked often.
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi
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<Br/>LaBon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi
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<Br/>Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke
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<Br/>JaB Tak Humare Messages Ki MeherBani Rahegi ;->
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
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<Br/>Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
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<Br/>Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
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<Br/>Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?
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<Br/>Dhuz?
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<Br/>Dhooz?
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<Br/>Thish?
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<Br/>Nahi Bhai
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<Br/>Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
What is confidence?
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<Br/>10 Boys decided to propose a girl...
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<Br/>9 Boys came with roses.
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<Br/>1 Boy came with
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<Br/>"Molvi"
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
<Br/>Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
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<Br/>Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
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<Br/>Bat to Ek he hy
<Br/>{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
