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g/f: meri mummy Bhi tumhe Bahut pasand karti hai. <Br/>B/f:kuch Bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.

two frn are talking to each other <Br/>1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the. <Br/>2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k Baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

dum guy was filling up application form for a joB. <Br/>He was not sure as to what to Be filled in column <Br/>"Salary Expected". <Br/> <Br/>After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Flatter me ,and I may not Believe you. <Br/>Criticize me, and I may not like you. <Br/>Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. <Br/>Encourage me, and I will not forget you. <Br/>Love me, and I will Be forced to love you.

why is fire engine red in colour???? <Br/> <Br/>ans: Bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps, <Br/>steps r foot long n measured By ruler, <Br/>ruler can Be king or queen, elizaBeth was a queen.. <Br/>elizaBeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea, <Br/>fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland, <Br/>national flag of finland is red , <Br/>so fire engine is red in colour

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dear Bo$$ <Br/>In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould Be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . <Br/> <Br/>I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->

AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lamBi karAy <Br/> <Br/>Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy. <Br/> <Br/>Aameen

Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic, <Br/>some r adventurous, <Br/>some r tragedy, <Br/>some comedy But very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->

1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha <Br/> <Br/>B.V Boli: Khan saheB kia hoa? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: TaBiyat kharaB hai <Br/>Doctor ne douBle <Br/>roti khaney ko <Br/>Bola hai. . . . ;->

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his <Br/>mother <Br/>in the doctors office. <Br/>He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so Big?" <Br/>She replied, "I''m having a BaBy." <Br/>With Big eyes, he asked, "Is the BaBy in your stomach?" <Br/>She answered, "He sure is." <Br/>Then the little Boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good BaBy?" <Br/>She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good BaBy." <Br/>With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>"Then why did you eat him?"

what do u call something that is "fake" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>coconut....why? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Bcos its na-real

What is the meaning of PyaR <Br/>think <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR