HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
<Br/>kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI ABHi PaTa KaR lU
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<Br/>KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!
Life Of A University Student
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<Br/>Wallet Hy
<Br/>Paise Nahi
<Br/>Lecture Hy
<Br/>Attendance Nahi
<Br/>MoBile Hy
<Br/>Balance Nahi
<Br/>Frnds Hyn
<Br/>Grl Frnd Nahi
<Br/>Exams Hyn
<Br/>Tnsion Nhi
<Br/>Parhna Hy
<Br/>Mood Nhi ;->
Life Of A University Student
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<Br/>Wallet Hy
<Br/>Paise Nahi
<Br/>Lecture Hy
<Br/>Attendance Nahi
<Br/>MoBile Hy
<Br/>Balance Nahi
<Br/>Frnds Hyn
<Br/>Grl Frnd Nahi
<Br/>Exams Hyn
<Br/>Tnsion Nhi
<Br/>Parhna Hy
<Br/>Mood Nhi ;->
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
<Br/>Pack Ur Bags
<Br/>I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery
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<Br/>Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .
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<Br/>Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .
Ye Mashvara Pehly B kai Bar suna hy
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<Br/>AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji
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<Br/>Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog
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<Br/>Andhay ko Andheray may Bari door ki Sooji ;->
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husBand
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<Br/>Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
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<Br/>Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
<Br/>Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Train mai aik husBand apni wife say:
<Br/>tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
<Br/>dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
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<Br/>samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Train mai aik husBand apni wife say:
<Br/>tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
<Br/>dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
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<Br/>samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
