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The Brain is a wonderful organ. <Br/> <Br/>It starts working when you get up in the morning, <Br/> <Br/>and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
Arz kiya hai.... <Br/>tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana Bhul gaye ... <Br/>tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana Bhul gaye ... <Br/> <Br/>majnu ki kaBr khudi aur hum nahana Bhul gaye :P
Ever wonder why <Br/> <Br/>the sun LIGHTENS our hair, But DARKENS our skin? <Br/> <Br/>Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START? <Br/> <Br/>Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE? <Br/> <Br/>Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women? <Br/>A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, But when they go they take your house and the car.!
<Br/>Quaid-e-Azam <Br/>Baani-e-Millat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fatima Jinah <Br/>Maader-e-Millat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Liaqat Ali Khan <Br/>Shaheed-e-Millat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Parvez Musharraf ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
Naya Qaumi Tarana <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad <Br/>Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad <Br/>Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan <Br/>Arz-e-Mushistaan <Br/>Shaad Baad Opposition BarBaad <Br/>Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam <Br/>Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan <Br/>Qaum Mulk Saltanat <Br/>Chaudry PaindaBad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar <Br/>Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal <Br/>Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal <Br/>Bhool Apna Maazi <Br/>Shaan-e-Haal <Br/>Jaane-Istaqlal <Br/>Saya-e-BomBer Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !
LaB Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri <Br/> <Br/>Sim Band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri <Br/> <Br/>Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye <Br/> <Br/>Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye <Br/> <Br/>Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna <Br/> <Br/>In Kanjuso''n GhareeBo''n Ka InBox Bharna <Br/> <Br/>Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye <Br/> <Br/>Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
Mere MoBile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>Empty InBox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya. <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka <Br/> <Br/>Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry SahaB Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. <Br/>... <Br/>Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko KhooB Jooton Ghoonso se Mara <Br/>... <Br/>Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola <Br/>''''Fir Choudry SahaB Main Inkaar Samjhan?'''' ;->
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking <Br/> <Br/>Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . . <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. <Br/>Suddenly, there was a loud crash of Breaking plates, then complete silence. <Br/> <Br/>The daughter turned to look at her father. <Br/>Daughter: It''s mummy! <Br/>Father: How do you know? <Br/>Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
Teacher: History is a very interesting suBject. It tells you aBout what had happened in the past. <Br/>Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history. <Br/>Teacher: Why? <Br/>Student: There is no future in it. ;->