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1 Aadmi BaBa g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . . <Br/> <Br/>BaBa Says: SuBha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 TasBeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo <Br/>America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Daalne Laga Main <Br/>Cheekhne Lagi Wo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hua Dard Itna <Br/>K Seh Na Saki Wo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Takleef Hui Itni <Br/>Boli Bahar Nikalo <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khuda K Waaste Haath Main <Br/>Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha <Br/>Mama Le Aai SUFI <Br/>''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha'''' <Br/>SuBha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA <Br/>3Saal Baad MAHA Mili <Br/>Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay <Br/>DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
What is the heaviest Burden of ''''Life'''' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>An empty pocket... ;->
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,BUt SRK DIES.Y???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>sOchO sOchO... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>AreY jAn|X <Br/> <Br/>tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
whAt is tHe similArity B3tw33n jOdhA AkBAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>dOnO Achchee HAI BUt thOdee lAmBi hAi
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...! <Br/>After sOmetiMe BOth oF th3m sl3pT ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Guess why ?? <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>tHink? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>think guys <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ANS:- he will Become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?.. <Br/> <Br/>nahi pata..?? <Br/> <Br/>answer) D-Cold <Br/> <Br/>Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold <Br/> <Br/>chalo aB Batao... <Br/> <Br/>Jackie Chan ki Bahu ka naamkya hai ? <Br/> <Br/>this is quite simple... <Br/> <Br/>answer) D''Cold again <Br/> <Br/>kyunki saans Bhi kaBhi Bahu thi!!!
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 uBAl rAhe tHe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aRre egGs w3r3 BOiling idiOt <Br/> <Br/>DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 uBAl rAhe tHe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pAss gAyA khA liy3 <Br/> <Br/>wAise h| BhoOk BAhUt lAgi tHi..!
* MunnaBhai: Are Ek Bakara TalaaB me Gir gaya hai aaB wo sala kaise Bahar aayegaa ????? <Br/> <Br/>Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!