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Welcome to Pakistan
Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses: <Br/> <Br/>MBBS: <Br/>Master in BomB Blasting Strategies <Br/> <Br/>CA: <Br/>Career in Alqaeda <Br/> <Br/>MSc: <Br/>Master Sucide Course <Br/> <Br/>IT: <Br/>Institute of Terrorism <Br/> <Br/>MBA: <Br/>MemBer of Blasting Agency <Br/> <Br/>What do u want to do...?
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Q: Why do dogs Bury Bones in the ground? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Think... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A: Because you can''t Bury them in the sky!
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE BEtweEn H2O And CO2?????? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
Ek baar ek cyclewala
Ek Baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main Bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke Baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Socho <Br/>socho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Are thoda aur socho! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi jam raha , <Br/>chalo thik hai main hi Bata deta hun!!!!!!! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles ..... <Br/>Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
As by xperience
As By xperience my advice 4u friends- <Br/> <Br/>have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will B very sad like me , <Br/> <Br/>1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis <Br/> <Br/>and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? <Br/> <Br/>Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
ghar se nikalte hi...
ghar se nikalte hi... <Br/>kuch duur chalte hi.. <Br/>raste mein hai unka ghar..... <Br/> <Br/>kal suBha dekha toh ... <Br/>Baal Banati woh.. <Br/>khidki mein aayi nazar.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aB yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khaBar......;-> <Br/>kuch duur chalte hi.. <Br/>raste mein hai unka ghar..... <Br/> <Br/>kal suBha dekha toh ... <Br/>Baal Banati woh.. <Br/>khidki mein aayi nazar.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aB yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khaBar......;->
ibhrahim saab
iBhrahim saaB (the don) was sitting around a Born fire! while sitting he got Burnt suddenly!! why>??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. Arrey Because he himself was da WOOD iBrahim!!
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas Bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>maa Badaulat!
Q. What''s the difference
Q. What''s the difference Between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!
Teacher:
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai. <Br/>Isko PUNJABI me translate karo. <Br/>student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI
Height of Bindaasness..
Height of Bindaasness.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Keep reminder in ur moBile that says,.. <Br/>"Exams start today, Attend it!"
Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference Between <Br/>a good lawyer and a great lawyer? <Br/> <Br/>A: A good lawyer knows the law. <Br/>A great lawyer knows the judge.

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