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Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye, <Br/> <Br/>pyar, ishq, mohaBBat sirf afsaane ho gaye. <Br/> <Br/>Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai, <Br/> <Br/>Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay <Br/>soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to Bati chali gaye.
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP Bheja <Br/> <Br/>Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne Bhukamp kyu Bheja <Br/> <Br/>Yamraj : Kya kare... <Br/>March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was <Br/>leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif <Br/>"Mera school Bag" Bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga
MONEY: <Br/> <Br/>Workers earn it, <Br/>Spendthrifts Burn it, <Br/>Bankers lend it, <Br/>Women spend it, <Br/>Forgers fake it, <Br/>Taxes take it, <Br/>Dying leave it, <Br/>Heirs receive it, <Br/>Thrifty spend it, <Br/>Misers crave it, <Br/>RoBBers seize it, <Br/>Rich increase it, <Br/>GamBlers lose it.......... ...... <Br/>I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
We had SuBmissions in college. <Br/> <Br/>No one could complete on time, <Br/> <Br/>The girl who suBmitted her suBmission first was given a " late" remark. <Br/> <Br/>Next guy was given a " very late" remark. <Br/> <Br/>And the next was a " very very late" remark. <Br/> <Br/>And fortunately, For the guy who suBmitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
Murder Of English..! <Br/> <Br/>Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink <Br/> <Br/>U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class. <Br/> <Br/>Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me <Br/> <Br/>I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;-> <Br/> <Br/>kEEP sM|L|NG :->
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai. <Br/>Isko PUNJABI me translate karo. <Br/>student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
When sum1 touch u <Br/>& u dont feel it, <Br/>its IGNORANCE. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wen sum1 touch u <Br/>&u feel it, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>its LOVE <Br/> <Br/>Bt when noBdy touchs u n u feel it, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>then its Khujli...
Why dont nails Bleed when we cut them??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Think ! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Na-Khoon!! :)
Five year old girl was asked By her teacher what does her father do??? <Br/>The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... <Br/> <Br/>+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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