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Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mujhe Rumaal De Kutte, <Br/>Meri Nak Beh Rahi hai..
Ek ladka old man
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. <Br/> <Br/>Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar Bola - <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
A Beautiful Statement
A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet : <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do, <Br/> <Br/>Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do, <Br/> <Br/>Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou, <Br/> <Br/>Isi Waqt Apna MoBile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
Phela parrot Rs 5000
Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay. <Br/> <Br/>Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay? <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.
1 Raja Tha Wo
1 Raja Tha Wo <Br/>Itna KhooBsurat Tha <Br/>Itna <Br/> <Br/>Itna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Itna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/> <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/>Itna <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/>Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur <Br/>Wo Mar Gaya...;->
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Prof: Chemical SymBol of Barium? <Br/>Sardar: BA <Br/>Prof: and Sodium? <Br/>Sardar: NA <Br/> <Br/>Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA comBine? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: BANANA!
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri.. <Br/> <Br/>farak Batao.... <Br/> <Br/>STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha Berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
Why has the government.
Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh samBhalna aasaan hai, lekin Biwi nahi...!!!
2 ways 2 suicide.
2 ways 2 suicide. <Br/>1) Quick death: <Br/>Take a BIG rope, <Br/>tie it around ur neck & hang urself. <Br/>2) Slow death: <Br/>Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein.. <Br/> <Br/>ek din woh teen celeBrities se milti hai.. <Br/>aamir khan.. <Br/>shah rukh khan.. <Br/>salman khan.. <Br/> <Br/>teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti.. <Br/> <Br/>call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C <Br/> <Br/>par ghar jaa kar jaB woh dekhti hai.. <Br/>to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi saBhi par.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kyun?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kyunki.. <Br/> <Br/>daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Come late to the Bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

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