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W O M E N <Br/> <Br/>IN SHORT... <Br/>So simple, yet so complex, <Br/>So weak, yet so powerful, <Br/>So confusing, yet so desiraBle, <Br/>So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
HEight oF filM mAker <Br/> <Br/>oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,BUt nO electricity in villAge.
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No mOther in mOther BOArd <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>nO key |N key BOArd
Height of Bravery/Stupidity - <Br/> <Br/>A roBBer standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...
Height of walking.. <Br/> <Br/>My granma when she was 65 used to go <Br/>for long wlaks, <Br/> <Br/>now she is 85 and 10 years Back she <Br/>went for walk and has not returened yet
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon <Br/>Jisay Soochti Hoon <Br/>Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai <Br/>Jisay Main Sochty Hoon <Br/> <Br/>Main Kisay Sochty Hoon <Br/>Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi Baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi Baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta aBout his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy! <Br/> <Br/>Batao kyun??? <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is Baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"
There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playBoy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi." <Br/> <Br/>To Bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?! <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho, socho!! <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na! <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe saB SHANTI SHANTI hai"
Achha koi ye Bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Socho, socho!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Divya Bharti! <Br/> <Br/>Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would Be the name of the serials ? <Br/> <Br/>Kyonki Saas Bhi KaBhi Item Girl Thee <Br/>Kahin Kissing Roz <Br/>Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa