B SMS Messages22988 messages

KaBhi dost kahte the, <Br/>jaan Bhi mango to hazir hai, <Br/>aaj wo apni girlfriend ko <Br/>jaan kahte hai <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Salo aB hazir karo apni jaan.
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha, <Br/>jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he, <Br/>chhota sardar Bola kamina.
!-EXCUSE ME-!!! <Br/> <Br/>What is your SMS Account No.??? <Br/> <Br/>I want to Check!!! <Br/> <Br/>Some Error is There!!! <Br/> <Br/>Kyon ki SMS Jaata To BarBar Hai!!! <Br/> <Br/>Par Aata Nahi Hai!!! <Br/> <Br/>UNDERSTAND!
Height Of Stupidity <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>“ MunnaBhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? <Br/>Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? <Br/> <Br/>Circuit: Common sense hai Bhai aB poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai <Br/>na.
Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa? <Br/> <Br/>Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya. <Br/> <Br/>Bap:Acha aur Baqi? <Br/> <Br/>Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna Bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi. <Br/> <Br/>Baap gussay main Bola:Aur doosra? <Br/> <Br/>Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
'':., ,*, ,/; <Br/>".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;; <Br/>".;;( );;" <Br/>#.=:=:=*=*=:=:=. <Br/>A BEAUTIFUL <Br/>BIRD <Br/>send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
Try this magic <Br/>go to <Br/>WRITE MSG <Br/>select <Br/>DICTIONARY T9 <Br/>AB Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo <Br/>4164771968 <Br/>aur magic dekho
Once a husBand and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. <Br/> <Br/>Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! <Br/> <Br/>HuBand : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhBaar mein”!!
once there was a crow, <Br/>nashe wich Betha se oh, <Br/>usne peg laye c do, <Br/>Oh tally gaya c ho, <Br/>ik chidi rahi c ro, <Br/>crow ne ched diti c oh, <Br/>chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow, <Br/>crow sharminda gaya c ho, <Br/>hu chidi nu Behan kehnda hai oh... <Br/> <Br/>Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...
1 Bhoot dusre Bhoot se-Yar Bade arsay ki Baat hai ADAMI marne k Bad BHOOT Ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k Bad B CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu, <Br/> <Br/>Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
Humara KhwaB <Br/> <Br/>“Bhokaa“ <Br/> <Br/>“Nangaa“ <Br/> <Br/>“PunjaB“ <Br/> <Br/>Har Qadam, <Br/> <Br/>“Khud Kushi Ki JaniB“ <Br/> <Br/>Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai <Br/> <Br/>Cycle Per Moher Lagayien. <Br/> <Br/>“Ch.AzaB-E-Ilahi“ ;->