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Aata Khatam <Br/> <Br/>Gas Khatam <Br/> <Br/>Petrol Khatam <Br/> <Br/>Ghee Khatam <Br/> <Br/>Taraqi Ki JaniB Ek Ar Qadam <Br/> <Br/>Vote For <Br/>''''Pakistan Mujrim League'''' <Br/> <Br/>Select Prime Minister <Br/>''''Chodri AzaB-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
EveryBody Wants <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Special <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Nice <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Cute <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Smart <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Sweet <Br/> <Br/>Some 1 Honest <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TaBhi Tou Main Kahoon <Br/>Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay <Br/>Kuttay Ho Aur <Br/>Kuttay Hii Rahoge <Br/>Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge '''' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
Once Upon A Time <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>A Boy Asked To A Girl: <Br/>''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?'''' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl Said: ''''NO'''' <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
<Br/>Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin AB KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se <Br/> <Br/>School Band Rehte Hyn . . . <Br/> <Br/>Farq Tou Para Hy <Br/> <Br/>Bache Bache Ka Naara <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Madhuri <Br/> <Br/>Bipasha <Br/> <Br/>Mallika Sheravat <Br/> <Br/>neha dhupia <Br/> <Br/>Rani mukherji <Br/> <Br/>isha deol <Br/> <Br/>twinkle khanaa <Br/> <Br/>“saBhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki Bahut Badhai.....“
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“ <Br/> <Br/>Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s Because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Hey how r u?How''s life? <Br/>Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month <Br/>so u r invited n please pray for me!!! <Br/> <Br/>hAmY
What is the height of kind heartedness? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Its "me" messaging u <Br/>inspite of d Busy schedule!
Pakistan means <Br/> <Br/>P=Pistol <Br/> <Br/>A=Atom BomB <Br/>K=Khud kash hamla <Br/>i=Ilim ki kami <Br/>S=Sarkon pe pani <Br/>T=Trafic jam <Br/>A=Awam''s sleeping <Br/>N=No response <Br/>Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :) <Br/> <Br/>BUt aj tu saB se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :( <Br/> <Br/>jeeenay Doo mushii
if <Br/>1=5 <Br/>2=25 <Br/>3=125 <Br/>4=625 <Br/>5=? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Before scrollin think. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>answer is 1 <Br/>RememBer 5=1