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Uski nazar meri taraf thi.
Uski nazar meri taraf thi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meri nazr uski tarf thi, <Br/> <Br/>Vo mugh se kuch kehna <Br/>chahti thi, <Br/> <Br/>Main us se kuch puchna <Br/>Chahta tha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dono ise uljan mein <Br/>Bethe rahe aur exam <Br/>over ho gaya.
Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?
Miyan mithu choori <Br/>khaao gey? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kya kaha nahin... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>main Bhi kitna Bhola <Br/>hoon kawway ko miyan <Br/>mithu sam jh raha hoon.>
Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
Wife:gaajar ,muli,BaiBan <Br/>lamBay lana. <Br/> <Br/>HusB:nhi laonga tm iska <Br/>galat istamak kro gi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wife:tmhe q dard ho <Br/>raha hai tm me thoddi <Br/>dun gi.>
girl are best engine in
girl are Best engine in <Br/>world. Fits all Sizes of <Br/>piston. Self luBricating. <Br/>Start with finger touch. <Br/>Automatic monthly oil <Br/>change Best average in <Br/>3-4 drops...!!!!!!
Lagey raho...
Lagey raho... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lagey raho... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>main ney khawaaB mein <Br/>daikha main Musharf <Br/>ki jagah sardar Ban gaya <Br/>hoon, <Br/> <Br/>tum par Bhi koi paaBandi <Br/>nahin jo marzi sapney <Br/>daikho.
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? <Br/> <Br/>Lalu:- I am INDIAN! <Br/> <Br/>Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari? <Br/> <Br/>Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? <Br/> <Br/>Lalu:- I am INDIAN! <Br/> <Br/>Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari? <Br/> <Br/>Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school. <Br/>Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?" <Br/>He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;-> <Br/>
Once during the tea break
Once during the tea Break Between india and pakistan match.... <Br/>Afridi wanted Biscuits wid his tea... <Br/>Inspite of asking Sachin for the Biscuits who was close By to the Biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away.... <Br/>why so...? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>socho..... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>socho socho......... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Father to son after exam
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card." <Br/> <Br/>Son:"My friend just Borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
A girl askd her boyfrnd:
A girl askd her Boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy Body?" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Kanjusi ka matlaB kya? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Na call, na sms mila? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Parh parh msg hasda ja? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Saadi ker na koi parwah? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mera Balance muka? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Te apne set nu taala la

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