B SMS Messages22988 messages

Dekh0 Bacho apnay mulk k halaat. <Br/> <Br/>kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay. <Br/> <Br/>isi lye kehtay hain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bachay 2 hi achay
Positive Thinking: <Br/>Poem: little Bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye, <Br/>you dont worry, <Br/>you dont cry, <Br/>Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
"Humain" <Br/>"Sms" <Br/>"kro" <Br/>"aur" <Br/>"jeeto" <Br/>"3 inamat" <Br/> <Br/>1.Bohat sa pyar. <Br/>2.Umar Bhar ki chahat. <Br/>3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein. <Br/>ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.
Who Wants 2 B A <Br/>£MILLIONAIRE£ <Br/> <Br/>Let“s play? <Br/>Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti: <Br/> <Br/>A.Kanjocee <Br/>B.No Balance <Br/>C.Dil nahien kerta <Br/>D.jaan Boj ker <Br/> <Br/>50/50 <Br/> <Br/>Phone a friend? <Br/> <Br/>Ring me! I will tell you!
In a class, teacher asked: <Br/>If I Buy an item@ 12.75 n <Br/>[email protected], it“s loss or profit? <Br/>student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Aik BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Do BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TeeN BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ChaaR BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BaaR BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HaR BaaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>YaHi <Br/> <Br/>AaS ReHti Hay. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SMS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KB BejHo gAy.
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole. <Br/>Banta: Are you ok? <Br/>Santa: Fine thanks! <Br/>Banta: Did you Break anything? <Br/>Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
Why pakistan is in trouBle ? Population: 16 crore <Br/>4 crore retired <Br/>3 crore in state govt don''t work <Br/>2 crore in school <Br/>2 crore under 5 year <Br/>2 crore unemployed <Br/>2 crore house wives <Br/>99,99,998 are any time in jail. <Br/>The Balance is you & me. you are Busy in checking SMS. <Br/> <Br/>HOW can i handle pakistan alone?
A man''s silence can Break a woman''s <Br/> <Br/>heart into a thousand pieces while a <Br/> <Br/>woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
Man saw a snake on Bed of his Mother-in-law. <Br/> <Br/>Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay. <Br/>Snake: ABay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Love is the lady But Don''t Touch The Body, If U Touch The Body, u Become a Daddy. <Br/> <Br/>Please send <Br/>this msg <Br/>to <Br/>Ten Boyz <Br/>& <Br/>Try To control <Br/>population...(,")(".)
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur Bhi hain.. <Br/>Parosan ki do Larkian aur Bhi hain,.. <Br/>Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai.. <Br/>Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur Bhi hain. <Br/>