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Just Remeber,
Just RemeBer, <Br/>No matter <Br/>how Bad u are.. <Br/>You r not totally useless.. <Br/>You can alwayz Be used as a Bad eXample
Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:- <Br/> <Br/>ALLAH tu mujhe <Br/>100 Rs <Br/>de ga to <Br/>50 Rs <Br/>teri rah main dounga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Raste main usko 50 Rs mile <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Bola:- <Br/>ya ALLAH <Br/> <Br/>itna Bi Bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
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Once in a jungle all
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA <Br/>But girraffe was not eating. Why? <Br/>Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
ShraBi eye donate karne gaya, <Br/>Counter clerk Bola: kuch kehna chahte ho? <Br/>ShraBi : eyes jise lagao use Bata dena “ye do peg ke Baad khulti hain...
New rules of life for 2008
New rules of life for 2008 <Br/>1. Haste Rehne ka. <Br/>2. Tension nai leneka. <Br/>3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive <Br/>4. Mast rehneka. <Br/>5. Har proBlem ko solve kernay ka. <Br/>6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka <Br/>7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka <Br/>Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
Nwton''s 5th law:
Nwton''s 5th law: <Br/>Duniya gool hai.. <Br/>" chuha Billi ke darta hai, Billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi Biwi say, or Biwi chuhay say..!! <Br/>Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
How Pakistani Professors speak english:
How Pakistani <Br/>Professors speak <Br/>english: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1)don''t dare talk in front <Br/>of my Back! <Br/>2)Both of you three get <Br/>out of the class! <Br/>3)take 5 cm wire of any length! <Br/>4)All of u stand in a <Br/>straight circle! <Br/>5)Be quiet..The principke <Br/>just passed away <Br/>6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
Munna Bahi:-yeh doctor <Br/>log opration karne se pehle <Br/>patient ko Behosh kyon <Br/>karte hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna <Br/>sikh na le isliye.
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
Teacher:Four Beautiful girls are walking on the road.. <Br/> <Br/>change it to exclamatory sentence. <Br/> <Br/>Student:WOW!
PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy
PATHAN to Doctor: <Br/>Mujh ko 1 proBlem hy <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DOCTOR: <Br/>Khy? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Baat krte waqt Aadmi <Br/>dikhaai nhi deta. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Doctor: <Br/>Esa KaB hota hay? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: <Br/>Phone krte waqt.
Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,
Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ishaq ko roog maar <Br/>detay hain, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aadmi khud nahi marta, <Br/>Aap jesay khuBsourat <Br/>aur Bewafa loog maar <Br/>deta hain...!!!!!!!!

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