yAr Tere # Ko KyA huA hAI?
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<Br/>mAine ABhi cAl Ki tO pAthAn BolA '' weLcOme 2 PeshAwAr''
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<Br/>Ap Jis LArkAy kO cAl kAr rAhe he|n wO hAmArAy IstmAl mAin hAi
<Br/>pLx Try lAter
Hello,
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<Br/>Dhyan Den
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<Br/>Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
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<Br/>Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
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<Br/>To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
<Br/>Aaegi k Is Msg Main
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<Br/>Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
<Br/>"HALKI SARDI ka
<Br/>Zamana hai"
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<Br/>"Musam Bhi Suhana hai"
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<Br/>Kuch new sms to karo "JANI"
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<Br/>Kiya Balance ko 2009 tak
<Br/>Chalana hai.
At the Bus stop a man enterd the Bus and shouted out loudly
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<Br/>"Dont try to move from your seats,
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<Br/>Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->
Sweet like honey,
<Br/>Costly like money,
<Br/>Blessing like shower,
<Br/>Smiling like flower,
<Br/>Cool like ice,
<Br/>a friend so nice,
<Br/>guess WHO,
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<Br/>"ofcourse Me"
<Br/>" Not U"
Shohar Biwi se
<Br/>Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
<Br/>tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
<Br/>chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu Bhi sukhi,main Bhi sukhi
Consequences in
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<Br/>A girl rushed over to her
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<Br/>Darling`''my childern and your children are Beating
<Br/>our children...!!!
Why women Love gold more
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<Br/>Because gold has 24 carrot
<Br/>whereas man has only one carrot.
