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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP <Br/>BEAUTIFU HAIN, <Br/> <Br/>SMART HAIN, <Br/> <Br/>CHARMING HAIN <Br/> <Br/>TOU <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KUTTA PALIYE… <Br/> <Br/>SAAP PALIYE.. <Br/> <Br/>SHER PALIYE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Magar <Br/>KUDA K WASTE <Br/>GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;-> <Br/>
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”… <Br/>1.SAVE TIME. <Br/>2. CAN SLEEP WELL. <Br/>3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS… <Br/>4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK… <Br/>5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT… <Br/>6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT… <Br/>7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS… <Br/>8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”. <Br/>9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE… <Br/>10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…? <Br/>BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE……. <Br/>SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
Ppl say opposite attracts... <Br/>So I sincerely ''HOPE'' <Br/>you meet someBody <Br/>who is attractive, <Br/>honest, <Br/>intelligent, <Br/>and <Br/>cultured <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Not Like U Jahil :P
Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay <Br/> <Br/>AB 800 Wali Peete Hain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Farq Tou Para Hai <Br/> <Br/>GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
Allah aap ko zindagi de <Br/>Allah aap ko daulat de <Br/>Allah aap ko khushian de <Br/>Allah aap ko kamyaaBi de <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>saB yaad ho gaya???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood <Br/> <Br/>Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai <Br/> <Br/>Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki ShaB Ghar Mere <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation <Br/> <Br/>Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi <Br/> <Br/>Austrilan: pyar Bhari nazar se dekhe gi <Br/> <Br/>Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi <Br/> <Br/>Indian: guldan mai saje gi <Br/> <Br/>pakistani: soche gi kash yeh goBi ka phool hota <Br/>raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag Banati ;->
Whtz The Difference B/w Hockey n Cricket? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain <Br/>JaB Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat <Br/>1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe Rakhi Jaye <Br/>2)Call Kro Is Se MohaBBat Barhti Hai <Br/>3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
the day i will die and go out of ur life <Br/> <Br/>then <Br/> <Br/>Buy some nice & Butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>u r saving By not sending sms 2 me
do u know wht is moBile <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai, <Br/> <Br/>Lardki: Choro na, <Br/> <Br/>Lardka: Tumhare Baal ktne khoBsurat hai, <Br/> <Br/>Lardki: Choro na, App B. <Br/> <Br/>Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..