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Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain



Farq Tou Para Hai

GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2217 views       Funny

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Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

Wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya


Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen


Lekin heran b hen dekh k



in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
DiL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!
" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA
ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy..

.

.

.

.

Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .