1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
<Br/>dekar kaha, muje iska jawaB jarur dena, ladke ne ans
<Br/>diya:- tumhara Blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
Ache d0st ki kh0Bian..
<Br/>1.kh0Bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
<Br/>2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
<Br/>3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
<Br/>4.khulus wala h0
<Br/>Kutay ki trah
<Br/>5.hands0me h0 Bandar ki trah..
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<Br/>A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0Bian hain pyare d0st;-)
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi
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<Br/>Or aB 1000 wale card main B mushkil se maanti hy
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<Br/>FarQ Tou Para Hai
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<Br/>Jeenay Do Musharaf
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
<Br/>3 din guzerne k Bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
<Br/>"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu Bahar kaddo"
4 guys
<Br/>1 4rm HARVARD
<Br/>2 4rm OXFORD
<Br/>3 4rm TEXAS
<Br/>4 Sardar 4rm punjaB university
<Br/>1 Question
<Br/>what is th fastest thing in world?
<Br/>OXFORD: light
<Br/>HARVARD: thought
<Br/>TEXAS: Blink of an eye
<Br/>Sardar: its loose motions
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<Br/>last night i was lying in my Bed
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<Br/>B4 i could Blink,think or turn on th lights,
<Br/>it was over!
PLz muje samajne ki
<Br/>KOshish KrO
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<Br/>Muje mat tang kro,
<Br/>Muje akela chOrdo,
<Br/>Muje tumse koi taluq
<Br/>nai raKhna,
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<Br/>Par ye dil rat Bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
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<Br/>SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
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<Br/>EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
<Br/>I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most Beautiful person on da earth But
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<Br/>My lips cant touch my cheeks
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
<Br/>One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
<Br/>They will all die
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<Br/>you''ll Be left alone..
<Br/>So, Start smoking... ;->
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
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<Br/>MohaBBat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
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<Br/>Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
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<Br/>It Means
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<Br/>Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
Hello,
<Br/>Plz.
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<Br/>Dhyan Den
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<Br/>Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
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<Br/>Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
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<Br/>To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
<Br/>Aaegi k Is Msg Main
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<Br/>Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->
