Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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<Br/>Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
Height of ABsurdiTy. . .
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<Br/>The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
<Br/>Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
Arz Kia Hai . . .
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<Br/>Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
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<Br/>Wah Wah . . .
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<Br/>Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER
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<Br/>PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
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<Br/>Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
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<Br/>Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne Bhai Bahen hain?
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<Br/>Ladka : ABhi tak to 3 the..lekin aB 4 ho gaye.
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji Bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
<Br/>Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye Bheja ja raha hai..
<Br/>Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
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<Br/>Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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<Br/>kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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Molvioun ki 1 Bus ja rahi thi
<Br/>Ek molvi sahB ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
<Br/>Astagfirullah prho!
<Br/>Achank ek molvi sahiB
<Br/>Astagfriullah Bola
<Br/>Baqi Bole
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<Br/>Kithay?
<Br/>Kithay?
<Br/>Kithay?
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
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<Br/>BOY2: MAZAAR.
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<Br/>BOY1: Q?
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<Br/>BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
Bhikari: sahaB 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
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<Br/>sahaB: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
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<Br/>Bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend B saath hai na
