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Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN? <Br/>Kya Kaha..6? <Br/> Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6 <Br/>Baar Phenki Jaati Hai. <Br/>Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan <Br/> ne Jo Atom BomB India pe pheka tha <Br/>aur India ne use Pencil Bana <Br/>diya uska naam kya hai? <Br/> <Br/>STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy <Br/>Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy <Br/>Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy <Br/>Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy <Br/>Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy <Br/>Allah Better Our 2008. . .
Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng <Br/>U Can Do Wid Ur Lips. <Br/>Ofcourse U Know The First <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>.. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Dont Think Wierd, Stupid.. <Br/>Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->
HaPPy NeW YeAr <Br/>HaPPy EiD, <Br/>HaPPy BasAnt, <Br/>X-mAs, <Br/>InDepEndNCe DaY 2008 <Br/>HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s, <Br/>FrNdShip, <Br/>MoThEr''s, <Br/>FathEr''s, <Br/>DadA, <Br/>DaDi, <Br/>NanA''s, <Br/>NaNi, <Br/>MamA, <Br/>MaMi, <Br/>ChiLdRen''s DaY <Br/>tAy <Br/>HaPPy B''dAy, <Br/>BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs. <Br/>365 GuD MorNiNg <Br/>An <Br/>NoOn <Br/>A tAy NightAn. <Br/>KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA. <Br/>ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA
Baap: Beta, paper kaisa huwa? <Br/>Beta: Bus pehla sawal choot gia! <Br/>Baap: acha! aur Baqi? <Br/>Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! <Br/>chotha mai karna Bhool gia! <Br/>paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! <Br/>chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, <Br/>maine dekha he nhe! <Br/>Baap ghusy mai Bola: aur dosra? <Br/>Beta: Bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya, <Br/> <Br/>MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga, <Br/> <Br/>ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai, <Br/> <Br/>ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Think well, <Br/> <Br/>Plan well, <Br/> <Br/>Do well, <Br/> <Br/>Sleep well, <Br/> <Br/>Play well, <Br/> <Br/>Laugh well, <Br/> <Br/>And also throw ur moBile in well <Br/> <Br/>Bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Beta:Teacher ne mara hy <Br/> <Br/>Mom:Q Mara? <Br/> <Br/>Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha <Br/> <Br/>Mom:Q kaha? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
1 chutki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>ki qemat tum kya jano <Br/> <Br/>Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWARH <Br/> <Br/>ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Difrent green color main dastiaB hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Har jaga Beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Plastic & ruBBer Band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki <Br/> <Br/>NASWAR <Br/> <Br/>Pathan ki pukar <Br/> <Br/>Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin Bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->
A Boy fell in love. <Br/> <Br/>One day he saw her in a park. <Br/> <Br/>He thought ''aaj dil ki Bat Bata hi donga'' <Br/> <Br/>Woh uske kariB gia or pyar <Br/> <Br/>se kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->
Wada kro... <Br/> <Br/>Wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy. <Br/> <Br/>Wada kro. <Br/> <Br/>Khushi, <Br/> <Br/>Ghum, <Br/> <Br/>Dukh, <Br/> <Br/>Sukh, <Br/> <Br/>DarD, <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Apne moBile ka Balance B...!!! <Br/> <Br/>wada???:p