B SMS Messages22988 messages

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? <Br/>Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. <Br/>Interviewer: Wow, she must Be some woman. <Br/>Interviewer: What were you Before you married her? <Br/>Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
Wife: What is so interesting in me? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
Wife: What is 10 years with me? <Br/>HusBand: A second. <Br/>Wife: What is $1000 for me? <Br/>HusBand: A Coin. <Br/>Wife: Ok give me a Coin. <Br/>HusBand: Wait a second ;->
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. <Br/>2nd Friend: Really? <Br/>1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt Believe in hell. . . ;->
Pathan:yar zara toothBrush dena <Br/> <Br/>Mere Brush ka 1 Baal toot gya hai, <Br/>DUKANDAR:1 Baal toota hai? <Br/>to nya Q le rhe ho Bhai? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen <Br/> <Br/>Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan <Br/>surpriz hote he, <Br/>Ghongat utane k Bad <Br/> <Br/>ya ashwariya... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jysoria ;->
Ye mulaqat ek Bahana hai <Br/> <Br/>Pyar ka silsila purana hai <Br/> <Br/>Tum se Bus kam hai itna.......... <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe apna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
Hapy BAPU day. <Br/> <Br/>Boly to QUAID DAY. <Br/> <Br/>Kia mast insan tha. <Br/> <Br/>Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de. <Br/> <Br/>We shud B proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo <Br/> <Br/>Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo <Br/> <Br/>jaldi se utho aur saBko wish <Br/> <Br/>karo <Br/> <Br/>HappY QaiD DaY
Ye lo ik hi seekh Bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi. <Br/> <Br/>par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi. <Br/> <Br/>khalo kia yad karogey
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya <Br/>Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, <Br/>Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha, <Br/>kya hua? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Meri Bhen K ABu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen.. <Br/> <Br/>Ye line poori karo. <Br/>Student:Wo. <Br/>Wo. <Br/>Wo. <Br/>Wo. <Br/>Wo <Br/> <Br/>light Band kar k kapre Badalte hen... ;->