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Just Shut Up <Br/> <Br/>Ok ! <Br/> <Br/>Dont Try To Be Over Smart <Br/> <Br/>Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo <Br/> <Br/>Nonsence <Br/> <Br/>Idiot <Br/> <Br/>Selfish <Br/> <Br/>I <Br/> <Br/>Said <Br/>To <Br/> <Br/>My Heart <Br/> <Br/>When It Asked Me <Br/>To <Br/>Stop <Br/>Missing U . . . :)
Teacher: <Br/>Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: <Br/>Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . . <Br/> <Br/>1. Haath Me MoBile Ho Ga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . . <Br/> <Br/>Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ? <Br/> <Br/>Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said: <Br/>"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . . <Br/> <Br/>Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan SahaB Kia Hua ? <Br/> <Br/>Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge <Br/> <Br/>Tou Har Taraf KharaBi Nazar Aayegi . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge <Br/> <Br/>Tou Har Sundar Larki <Br/> <Br/>Tumhain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tumhari <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BhaBhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
2008 Ka Faqeer : <Br/>Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . . <Br/> <Br/>Baji: Baad Main Aana ABhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . . <Br/> <Br/>Faqeer: Mera MoBile No. Likh Lo . . . <Br/>JaB Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ? <Br/> <Br/>Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge SahaB . . . ;->
Wat''s the similarity Between <Br/> <Br/>U & a Bottle of pepsi.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sweet, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>cool, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>good, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>easily availaBle <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Biggest similarity... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dhakkan. . .
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold. <Br/> <Br/>Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds. <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of Both d rooms... ;->
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, But I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your Boy''s tooth." <Br/>Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!" <Br/>Dentist: "Yes, But this youngster yelled so terriBly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
Few excellent <Br/>FRIENDs <Br/>Are Better <Br/>Than <Br/>Many good <Br/>FRIENDs <Br/>& <Br/>One <Br/>Sincere, <Br/>Cool <Br/>& <Br/>Caring <Br/>FRIEND is <Br/>Much Better <Br/>Than <Br/>Few <Br/>Excellent <Br/>FRIENDs <Br/> <Br/>Thank GOD <Br/>You Have ME. . . . ;->