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HamArE FLAG mEi <Br/>Green CoLour MeAnz <Br/>"MusLiMz" <Br/> <Br/>White CoLour MeAnz <Br/>"AmAn" <Br/> <Br/>LeKiN <Br/> <Br/>Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy <Br/> <Br/>Q <Br/> <Br/>K <Br/> <Br/>AmAn k AndAr <Br/> <Br/>"DandA" <Br/> <Br/>jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Bush: Meri Behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae. <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf:MuBarak howe. <Br/> <Br/>Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya. <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
height of a music lover-- <Br/> <Br/>"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the Bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Height of preence of mind... <Br/>Once a teacher asked student "Tell the Bird''s name By seeing its legs". <Br/>Student replied ," I cannot tell". <Br/>Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?". <Br/>Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Height of filmi culture.... <Br/> <Br/>teacher : who was Bhagat singh? <Br/>student: Ajay devgan, and BoBBy deol. <Br/> <Br/>the chak de effect <Br/>Teacher: Name Different states of India... <Br/> <Br/>Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot Believe in any states.
height of foolishness <Br/> <Br/>A girl having a Bath in a transparent glass Bathroom. <Br/> <Br/>And two Boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Height of youthfulness.... <Br/> <Br/>KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law.. <Br/> <Br/>manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast.. <Br/> <Br/>But still looks wrinkle free
Height of Orkuting...! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Benazir ko goli lgi, <Br/>Bkhtawar asfa rone lgi, <Br/>rote rote Bhok lgi, <Br/>khale Bilawal mom phli, <Br/>mom phli me dana nhi, <Br/>zrdari tmhara papa nhi <Br/>pnjaB wale Bche, musharf Bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge, <Br/> <Br/>conda leza kali, so nkhro wali, <Br/> <Br/>ek nkhra tot gya Bush ka mu toot gya.
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main Bayaan karain...??? <Br/> <Br/>1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga... <Br/> <Br/>2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k Bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay.. <Br/> <Br/>3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy <Br/> <Br/>A CoMmUnItY OwNeR BAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm. <Br/>& SaY <Br/>Do It By UrSeLf <Br/>WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . . <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->