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PLz muje samajne ki <Br/>KOshish KrO <Br/> <Br/>Muje mat tang kro, <Br/>Muje akela chOrdo, <Br/>Muje tumse koi taluq <Br/>nai raKhna, <Br/> <Br/>Par ye dil rat Bhar tumko hi sOchta ha, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SOne do mujko mat aO yahan* <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
A Boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 Baat <Br/>chupai <Br/>. <Br/>k I''m already married. <Br/> <Br/>GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya. <Br/> <Br/>Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
GhaliB ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Un ka husn dekh k hum <Br/>Beshak khushi se <Br/>phoolay hen <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lekin heran B hen dekh k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>in k koolhy hen ya clifton <Br/>k jhoolay hen ...:->
jaB se Parvez Masharaf <Br/>sadar Bana hey. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>myri os se nahi Banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko <Br/>sms karta hou. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>Ans <Br/>1=>NO MIND <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>2=>No Business..:->
Arz kia hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>parh parh kar kya karna <Br/>hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>akhir eik din to marna <Br/>hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>marne k Baad B aagr duBra janam howa to, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>shuru to nursery se hi krna hai! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wah wah wah wah wah ...:->
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya Bolne ka <Br/>Munna: DhoBhi Ghaat <Br/>Circuit: Bhai english mein Bolneka tho? <Br/>Munna: Washington
Close yours Eyes think aBout yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks, <Br/>Now you open your eyes <Br/>U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything, <Br/>I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p
Snacks of Humor . . . <Br/> <Br/>1. You can Become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college, <Br/>But don''t expect to Be a President going to the Presidency College! <Br/> <Br/>2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, But Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.) <Br/> <Br/>3. A Mechanical engineer Becomes a mechanic <Br/>Then why not a software engineer Become a software? <Br/> <Br/>4. Find keys in a Key Board <Br/>But do not expect a mother in mother Board. <Br/> <Br/>5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in suBject of your studies <Br/>But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
Dad 2 son:when i Beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
Arz kia hai, <Br/>Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava <Br/>Hum jis sy karty thay muhaBBat kh dava, <Br/>osadi le manji da pava <Br/>shawa B shawa