jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.


myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.








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May, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3294 views       Funny

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.

0321-6307893
Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...











The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)