jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.

myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.

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May, 19 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2689 views Funny

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jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Ek Pathan BLOOD

Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->

Arz kia hai

Arz kia hai

parh parh kar kya karna
hai,

akhir eik din to marna
hai,

marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,

shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!

wah wah wah wah wah ...:->

Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

Girl comes late to the class.

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

Ae item, kesa hae

Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

hum aise dost hain aap

Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

Arz Kia Hy ..

Arz Kia Hy ..

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->

It is Saturday....

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...

Sardar Dharakt pe

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

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jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

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