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jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
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jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.
jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.
myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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N V Have A Single Life Jacket
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I Will Miss U Yaar . . .
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U r a nice person…
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Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi
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Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?
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today is newspaper
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Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
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Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
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