jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

jab se Parvez Masharaf
sadar bana hey.

myri os se nahi banti hey es lia na wo mojee msg karta hey na mey os ko
sms karta hou.

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May, 19 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2512 views Funny

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After watching Bush''s treatment,

After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
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u may have 3 reasons

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

Do u kno which

Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?

?

Give up?

?

?

Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Its not an achievement 2

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Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact

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date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
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ek pathan bandoq le kar

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Machli Ka Shikar Krny
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

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Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...

KAAMWALI ;->

*JOKE*

*JOKE*
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nature rich

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Employer:

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Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
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jab se Parvez Masharaf sadar bana hey.

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