Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..? Son : Papa.. It was too difficult. Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper.. Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
