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Why pakistan is in trouble
Why pakistan is in trouBle ? Population: 16 crore <Br/>4 crore retired <Br/>3 crore in state govt don''t work <Br/>2 crore in school <Br/>2 crore under 5 year <Br/>2 crore unemployed <Br/>2 crore house wives <Br/>99,99,998 are any time in jail. <Br/>The Balance is you & me. you are Busy in checking SMS. <Br/> <Br/>HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
A mobile is like a
A moBile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, DisturBs when u r Busy <Br/>n When U need it urgently <Br/>There is no service . . . ;->
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
Q. What do women and police cars have in common? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A. They Both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala
Ek Bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai...... <Br/> <Br/>paR phir Bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>puchu kyu??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->
Officer: Soldier, do
Officer: Soldier, do <Br/>you have change for <Br/>a dollar? <Br/>Soldier: Sure, Buddy. <Br/>Officer: That''s no way to <Br/>address an officer! Now let''s try it again. <Br/>Soldier, do you have <Br/>change for a dollar? <Br/>Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Man 2 Pathan :
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai <Br/>Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shaam K Waqt <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Gaon Main <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Theek 7 Baje <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 Gali Main <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha <Br/> <Br/>Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
Two lions broke
Two lions Broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. <Br/>One lion said to the other … <Br/>''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
ye msg aik ghareeb
ye msg aik ghareeB lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg saBko Bhej ker uski help karein <Br/> <Br/>name <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>malika sherawat... ;->
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf BaBu . . . <Br/> <Br/>Har Larke Ka KhwaB Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol <Br/> <Br/>Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Man:I''m looking for a Book-How to control ur wife. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Salesman:Sorry, we have only Books Based on facts ;->
Height Of Inspiration
Height Of Inspiration <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya <Br/> <Br/>JaB Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha <Br/> <Br/>Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

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