B SMS Messages22988 messages

All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Illegal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Banned <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Fattening <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Expensive <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Married to Others. . . ;->
Wonderful ComBinations in this World... <Br/> <Br/>Heart & Beats. <Br/> <Br/>Night & Moon. <Br/> <Br/>Music & Songs. <Br/> <Br/>Roses & Love. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>My costly SMS <Br/>& ur fokat ki smile...;->
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The TrouBle In The Flat Where They Lived . . . <Br/>The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . . <Br/>''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . . <Br/>The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->
*some funny fact* <Br/>**kishor ka Baap haklata tha agar wo thk se Bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti <Br/> <Br/>***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martBan ka dhakkan Band kar de to wo mard to ky uske Baap se v nahi khulti <Br/> <Br/>***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh Band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de <Br/> <Br/>****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay <Br/>foran ik jin namoodar hua aor Bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay: <Br/>admi foran Bola yar aBi admi kya mazaq B nahi kar sakta
KaBhi yaad aye to fone ker lena, <Br/>Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena, <Br/>Agar Yah Bi na ker saky to moBile dahi main daal ker <Br/>VIBRATION on kerna, <Br/>or lassi Bana ke pi lena
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyunki... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>DooBne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party. <Br/>Wads d Best & worst arrangement u can make. <Br/>Did u get <Br/>Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me <Br/>Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
Why do we fall in love? <Br/>Experience ki kami. <Br/>Why do we Break off love? <Br/>Patience ki kami. <Br/>den y do v want 2 fall in luv again <Br/>Dimag ki kami!
Why do we fall in love? <Br/>Experience ki kami. <Br/>Why do we Break off love? <Br/>Patience ki kami. <Br/>den y do v want 2 fall in luv again <Br/>Dimag ki kami!
Ek pedh pe do kaBootar, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB who kha kar <Br/>rahe the?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Socho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Socho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi pata <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Flytter fluter..............;->
Arz kiya hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sms dosto ko itne kiye <Br/>k jeet gay SMS k race <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Bhi unka pareshn <Br/>hoke kehne lga, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE.........;-> <Br/> <Br/>Sms dosto ko itne kiye <Br/>k jeet gay SMS k race <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MoBile Bhi unka pareshn <Br/>hoke kehne lga, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NO SPACE.........;->