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1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te Bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni Behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se B0la: Aap r0z Baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni Baji nai hai ;-)

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films Banane lage to films k nam asey honge. 1. UNIT NO. 1. 2. SATHI ZAMIN PER. 3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY. 4. OPRETION 92. 5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO. 6. SIRF ALTAF. 7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN. 8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

Mian ßivi Apny

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly RoBot ly Ay Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta §on:ABu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga çhataakh! ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola? Ma JB Tmary Jitna Tha kBi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha çhataakh! Mom(kichen §y): kia Hoa? ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy Chatakh!

GALS look

GALS look Beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...! its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion a 6 month old BaBy asks his mother for..... low waist diper

Popular Dialogues After Daru session..... 1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga 2. Tu Bura na manni Bai 3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere 4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..??? 5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke Bol reha 6. Jo marzi keh la tu Bhai a apna 7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina 8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi Badi yaad aayi a 9. Tu mera Bhai mai tera Bhai aapan dowen Bhai-Bhai 10. Bas ajj ton Baad nahi peeni yaar......

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our Biggest enemy ( Allama iqBal) We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam) “ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai. AdBi sher, ? Zara tawaja farmaiye ga. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ve GUJRA way. VeGUJRA way.

Teacher

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage Badho.. Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do... Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein Blue line Bus ka driver Banana chahti ho..

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life.. At the Beginning of relationship, every girl treats her Boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow alphBets get reversed..

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjaB k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18feBury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala Bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss Bazzar pakistan

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ????? kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI ABHi PaTa KaR lU KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

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