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g/f: meri mummy bhi
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
  
May, 18 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2643 views       Funny

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Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
schools colleges and universities remain close


All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)
The Cube of 2 is 8
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?






ANS : - TABU!!!!







Confused. . . ?








Why. . . ?













Ok I''l Tell U. . .






Because.

Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
Yaad Rakho:
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
A man, who surrenders
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
She Came..
She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...





Mam
Attendance...!
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Jaamia Hafsa ki
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha

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