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g/f: meri mummy bhi
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g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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Suno Aaj Aftar Me
Suno
Aaj
Aftar Me
Khajoor Bhi Thay
Samose Bhi Thay
Chanay Bhi Thay
Kele Bhi Thay
Saib Bhi Thay
Angoor Bhi Thay
Sharbat Bhi Tha
Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi
Pakoray.....
A Chinese pair
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Funny
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
jangal me mangal ter
JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
us gali sy is wajah
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
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