g/f: meri mummy bhi

g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.

May, 18 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 3101 views Funny

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Jo apna hia woh
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