g/f: meri mummy bhi

g/f: meri mummy bhi
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
  

May, 18 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2244 views       Funny

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Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,









chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
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This is nOT msg endigz...
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib