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g/f: meri mummy bhi
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g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,
aur kya pani mein behney they
What did d Refrigerator say
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.
FOOL outside
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
panjwein din honee lardai
Bus Rahne do
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay
chalo miti pao its ok.
Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
A Sardar looking at
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
FATHER:
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
buhut chahti hy mjhe
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti
wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti
English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
yamraj took man to hell.....
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
PAKISTAN ko world champion
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,
ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,
(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
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