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g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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Friends Will Share An Umbrela
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...
But
Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You
And
Yell
"Run LOSER Run" :->
v ek khan zameen per l
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn
K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota
Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota
Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->
tu khud ko beshak ta
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Muskarana lrki ki ada hai
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.
Musrana to har larki ki ada hai
jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai
What do u call a woman in heaven?
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
Girlfriend :
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
A Truth
A Truth
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
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