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Plz note my new numBer of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new numBer.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø <Br/> <Br/>Bye ;->
To <Br/>The S.H.O, <Br/>Police Station. <Br/>Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless moBile ;->
In PAK Survey Was Done That, <Br/>How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With <Br/> <Br/>Me . . <Br/> <Br/>Survey Report <Br/> <Br/>5 % Says = YES <Br/> <Br/>0 % Says = NO <Br/> <Br/>And . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
1 Pakistani <Br/>dozakh se nikla <Br/>or chup ker <Br/>Janat mai <Br/>chala gia <Br/> <Br/>Farishton ne <Br/>pakerna chaha to <Br/> <Br/>Cheekh ker Bola <Br/>Koi paas na aye <Br/>werna <Br/>Khudkush <Br/>dhmaka kr donga ;->
Puri Botal na sahi, <Br/>Ek jaam to ho jaye, <Br/>Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, <Br/>Jinki yaad mai hum Bimar pade hai kam se kam <Br/>unhe Bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student.. <Br/>"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? " <Br/> <Br/>Student Replied.. <Br/>"Father-In-Law !!"
Arz Kiya Hai,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya, <Br/> <Br/>Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya, <Br/> <Br/>Shamma ka parwaana hogaya, <Br/> <Br/>Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya, <Br/> <Br/>Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!! <Br/> <Br/>Wah,wah,wah,wah,
Keeping A Place For Me <Br/>In Ur Heart Is Ok <Br/>But <Br/>Keeping A Place For Me <Br/>In Ur Mind <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Mite B Dangerous <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz Ppl Say . . . <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . ! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand : Why ? <Br/> <Br/>Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife" <Br/> <Br/>Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?" <Br/> <Br/>Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife" <Br/> <Br/>Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?" <Br/> <Br/>Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga? <Br/> <Br/>He Replied As Automatically: <Br/>"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"