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May, 18 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1836 views       Funny

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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
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Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!


Mat jao!



Plz mat jao!





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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?