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1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se: <Br/>Aray Yar!Agr TalaaB Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga? <Br/> <Br/>Dosra Amaq: <Br/> <Br/>Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
ENGINEERING ANTHEM* <Br/> <Br/>Fight fight never surrender, <Br/>After may there is decemBer. <Br/>Where there is a wil there is a way, <Br/>After decemBer there is a may.
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center <Br/>Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak <Br/>Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum <Br/>Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana <Br/> <Br/>Apna Smjo Ya Begana <Br/> <Br/>Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana <Br/> <Br/>Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana <Br/> <Br/>K Grmi Aa Gai Hy AB Shuru Kr 2 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GoLay ki redhi Lgana
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan. <Br/>1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga. <Br/>3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 PunjaBi Ghairat Karyga. <Br/>5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
Law Of Love <Br/> <Br/>Derived From Newton''s Laws <Br/> <Br/>Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless <Br/> <Br/>A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him <Br/> <Br/>By A Lovely Girl. <Br/> <Br/>This Force Is Called BESTI <Br/> <Br/>BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT <Br/> <Br/>Is Compeled To Change <Br/> <Br/>His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI
A Rose Is Always A Rose <Br/>Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud <Br/> <Br/>Same Way You Will Always Be My Frnd Either You Are In Central Jail <Br/>Or In Mental Hospital
A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday. <Br/>What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ??? <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/>.. <Br/> <Br/>Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai <Br/>Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
Khila Hua GulaaB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Laga Hua JulaaB <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;-> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Moral <Br/>[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
Moral Of Movie Race ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chup Chup K Shaadi Kerni Ho tou KBhi CAPE TOWN <Br/>Nahi Jana <Br/>Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->
A Little Bit Of Powder ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Little Bit Of Paint .... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Makes A Girl''s Complexion .... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Seems What It Ain''t ....