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One ManB read a Board "likhne wala Brilliant, parhne wala idiot." <Br/> <Br/>Man Becomes angry, he ruB Board and writes, <Br/> <Br/>"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai : <Br/>Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia <Br/> <Br/>Larki: <Br/>Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger <Br/> <Br/>Newton''s: <Br/>Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Einstein''s: <Br/>Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani Police: <Br/>Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger <Br/> <Br/>Newton''s: <Br/>Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Einstein''s: <Br/>Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pakistani Police: <Br/>Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
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RemeBer <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>No Matter How Bad You Are <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>You Are Not Totally Useless ... <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>You Can Still Be Used As <Br/> <Br/>A <Br/> <Br/>"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
What''s Better Then <Br/> <Br/>"PRESENCE OF MIND" <Br/> <Br/>In Case Of Accident .... ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
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A <Br/> <Br/>Sincere <Br/> <Br/>Pray <Br/> <Br/>To <Br/> <Br/>"GOD" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"O! God I Don''t Ask <Br/>Anything For Me. <Br/>Jus Bless My Parents <Br/>With <Br/>A <Br/>Smart <Br/>Beautiful <Br/>Gorgeous <Br/>& <Br/>Cute <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>* Daughter in Law * " ;->
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Lectures You Missed <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;-> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>How True ...
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>1- Hate To Sleep <Br/> <Br/>2 - Like To Study Forever <Br/> <Br/>3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A] <Br/> <Br/>4 - Cant Live Widout Tension <Br/> <Br/>5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World <Br/> <Br/>6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant" <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>1- Hate To Sleep <Br/> <Br/>2 - Like To Study Forever <Br/> <Br/>3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A] <Br/> <Br/>4 - Cant Live Widout Tension <Br/> <Br/>5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World <Br/> <Br/>6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->