B SMS Messages22988 messages

Don''t Love Reliance Girl <Br/> <Br/>She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl <Br/> <Br/>Don''t Love Hutch Girl <Br/> <Br/>She Follows U Where Ever You Go <Br/> <Br/>So Love Only Landline Girl <Br/> <Br/>She Will Be At Home.
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai <Br/> <Br/>18 Bikes Hai, <Br/> <Br/>4 Bunglow Hai, <Br/> <Br/>3 Farmhouse Hai, <Br/> <Br/>Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? <Br/> <Br/>ABhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme <Br/> <Br/>Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De <Br/> <Br/>Sardar-Boss Mai SaB Dukan Gaya Per SaBme <Br/> <Br/>Mere Hi Chehra Dikha <Br/> <Br/>Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil
Professor- Would You Like To Marry <Br/> <Br/>A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You? <Br/> <Br/>Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful, <Br/> <Br/>Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
Dil k arman naliyoon mein Beh ghaye, <Br/>tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye, <Br/> <Br/>pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye, <Br/>us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen Bolteen. <Br/> <Br/>iss aitBaar sey tum Boht kharaB Bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
(Promises in Election Campaign) <Br/>Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love. <Br/>My slogans are.. <Br/>Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies <Br/>(Reality : when elected) <Br/>I don''t wana see any Boys or girls flirting and teasing each other. <Br/>Now My Slogan Is. <Br/>No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
(Promises in Election Campaign) <Br/>Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love. <Br/>My slogans are.. <Br/>Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies <Br/>(Reality : when elected) <Br/>I don''t wana see any Boys or girls flirting and teasing each other. <Br/>Now My Slogan Is. <Br/>No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman Boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed B tootti ja rahee hai aur tum B kuch nahee kar rahe ho" <Br/>Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha" <Br/>Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi Baaith kar" <Br/>Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein Bardi takat hoti hai.
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
Doctor: Ye White TBlts SuBha, Red TBlts Dopeher <Br/>Blue TBlts Shaam Aur Yellow TBlts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur <Br/>Yaad Rakhain Tamam TBlts Pani Se Khani Hyn ... <Br/> <Br/>Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ??? <Br/> <Br/>Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Advantages Ov Load Shedding : <Br/> <Br/>Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko <Br/>Rozgaar Ki Frahmi <Br/>Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance <Br/>& Time Saving ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A PuBlic Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->