B SMS Messages22988 messages

Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy <Br/> <Br/>Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj <Br/>SaB Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai <Br/>Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Batao ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Haar Gaye <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Altaf Hussain ... ;->
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein? <Br/> <Br/>Agar jawaB haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my joB.
Na ghaBhra teree B sunee jaye ghee pyare, <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/> <Br/>Na ghaBhra teree B sunee jaye ghee pyare, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Na ghaBhra teree B sunee jaye ghee pyare, <Br/> <Br/>wah wah <Br/> <Br/>Na ghaBhra teree B sunee jaye ghee pyare, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Log aisa kehtey hain, <Br/> <Br/>Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee Bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
wo hamarey Binna Beqrar rahtey hein, <Br/>shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein, <Br/> <Br/>naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai, <Br/>mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
agar kaBhi app Bohat serious hon, aur app ko kuch achcha na lagta ho to iss lamhay ko kya kahein ghey? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Agar yeh waqai mein tum ho to phir Dramey Baazi"
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Oh I have found the reason why Boys keep on teasing girls"
Catch her By her waist <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bring her home <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Keep your hand on her neck <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Put your lips on her lips <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And have a nice ..... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Drink! <Br/> <Br/>COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay <Br/>Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai?? <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
A Boy Was Following A Girl, <Br/> <Br/>Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz <Br/> <Br/>My Mother Iz Coming Behind U, <Br/> <Br/>Boy:Don''t U Worry, <Br/> <Br/>My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K JaB <Br/> <Br/>Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K <Br/> <Br/>Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K <Br/> <Br/>Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari <Br/> <Br/>Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.