A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

May, 17 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2483 views Funny

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dedicated to bhai lo

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "

Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!

Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because

Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->

Mod... Obedient...

Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...

Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->

Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.

Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

''Free ho?

''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,

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