A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
  

May, 17 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     3242 views       Funny

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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''
Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..



"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.


Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

277451366514612382623

Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.