A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

May, 17 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2306 views Funny

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Salmaan Khan- Aaj

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

ov o l e Y U ov o l e

ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....

doctor ne jawab de dia hy

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

an ailing grandmother

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Men discovered

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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The more I learn

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Jo muhay sms na karay

Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....

yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...

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Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

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btao mri bhens kahan ha

Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D

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