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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don''t U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
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May, 17 2010
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1 Pakistani Dosray Se
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .
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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
Alwayz Love Wife
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
bachay k0 ghar se ba
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
''Father Watching Fashion T
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.
Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!
Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Pathan
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,
Pehla dusray se bola:
Yaar maachis
kahan hai?
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2nd:
Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
W O M E N
W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
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