B SMS Messages22988 messages

If DHONI & SANIA Marry, <Br/> <Br/>What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>So Simple Yaar <Br/> <Br/>" DHANIYA "
Larki apney BF se! <Br/> <Br/>Mera Bacha! <Br/> <Br/>Mera Laadla! <Br/> <Br/>Mera Gugla! <Br/> <Br/>Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay? <Br/> <Br/>Bolo BaBy! <Br/> <Br/>BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho <Br/>Ya Adopt Karna? =P
Pathan Halwai Sy <Br/>Tum Kitny Saal Sy JaleBi Bana Rahy Ho? <Br/> <Br/>Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy <Br/>30 Sal Sy <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy <Br/>Tum Se Aaj Tak JleBi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Adnan Sami SahaB Ek Din Bike Lekar <Br/> <Br/>Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do <Br/> <Br/>Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha <Br/> <Br/>Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga <Br/> <Br/>Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved." <Br/> <Br/>Johnny: "Thank You" <Br/> <Br/>Teacher: "Now, Finally, <Br/> <Br/>I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
HusBand:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right! <Br/> <Br/>Wife:I agree! u go first! <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Ok <Br/> <Br/>I''m wrong! <Br/> <Br/>Wife <Br/>(with a twinkle in her eye): <Br/> <Br/>you are right!
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop, <Br/> <Br/>kaisay: <Br/> <Br/>Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi. <Br/> <Br/>Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat Bataye to "understanding" aur agar ghariB Bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam" <Br/>Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>LamBi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>Aur, <Br/> <Br/>GADHO, <Br/> <Br/>*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>LamBi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah, <Br/> <Br/>Aur, <Br/> <Br/>GADHO, <Br/> <Br/>*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere NaseeB Me Dukh Nahi Likhe <Br/> <Br/>To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere NaseeB Me Dukh Nahi Likhe <Br/> <Br/>To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega? <Br/> <Br/>Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan <Br/> <Br/>Tairega Kaise? <Br/> <Br/>Aur Tairega Nahi To DooB Jayega!!!