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If SomeBody <Br/>Comes & <Br/>Tels U <Br/>Tht Ur A Fool <Br/>Dont Be Angry <Br/>Go To Em <Br/>Catch Their Ear & <Br/>Tel Them. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree, <Br/> <Br/>A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them. <Br/> <Br/>The Other Fly Away. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Saala POLICE Ke <Br/> <Br/>Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me'' <Br/> <Br/>College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha'' <Br/> <Br/>Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man.. <Br/> <Br/>But After His Sister Gave Birth To A BaBy He Became An Ordinary Man <Br/> <Br/>Why? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15 <Br/>Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai <Br/> <Br/>Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun? <Br/> <Br/>Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti <Br/> <Br/>Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi <Br/> <Br/>Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa, <Br/>Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai? <Br/> <Br/>Doctor Ne JawaB Diya... <Br/> <Br/>Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai <Br/> <Br/>Aurat Ki ZuBaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Teachr : Tumhari Writing <Br/>Din-Ba-Din KharaB Hoti Ja Rahi Hai <Br/> <Br/>Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun <Br/> <Br/>K Mere Papa Ki Wish <Br/> <Br/>Hai K Main Doctor Banno.
There Are 4 Animal <Br/> <Br/>Species A Woman Needs In <Br/> <Br/>Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage, <Br/> <Br/>Mink In Her Closet, <Br/> <Br/>Tiger In Her Bed! <Br/> <Br/>And Of Course A <Br/> <Br/>Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi Boht khush hua <Br/> <Br/>Apny Bap sy Bola aBa hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay <Br/> <Br/>ABa khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ? <Br/> <Br/>Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O <Br/> <Br/>ABa: Eida matlaB.. ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Marasi State Oil" <Br/> <Br/>Hosh kar Oye :->
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡, <Br/> <Br/>¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡ <Br/> <Br/>AB Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear, <Br/> <Br/>Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>K Hum So Gay To. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
Choto:MoM Ap JaB Guest K <Br/> <Br/>Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen <Br/> <Br/>RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai <Br/> <Br/>Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho? <Br/> <Br/>MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. . <Br/>Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana <Br/> <Br/>Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha, <Br/>Mehman Ne JaB Dosri Roti <Br/> <Br/>Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai, <Br/> <Br/>To Choto Cheekha Maa. . <Br/>Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .