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Height Of UnreasonaBle Demand ??
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<Br/>2negroes Wearin Black Suit
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Height Of UnreasonaBle Demand ??
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Wat Is D Diff B/W
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<Br/>Poison & Alcohol?
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<Br/>If U Drink Alcohol,
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<Br/>If U Drink Poison
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Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
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Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
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<Br/>HAMMAD: Take This Card.
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<Br/>Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
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<Br/>HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
Zindagi Me KamiyaaB Honay K Do Asool :
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<Br/>Utna Forward Kr Dia)
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
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<Br/>Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
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<Br/>Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..
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<Br/>6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai
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<Br/>Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
A Student Goes Into A
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<Br/>LiBrarian : Get Lost Dude,
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<Br/>U Won''t Bring It Back!
Behind Every
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