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Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018 <Br/> <Br/>Headlines : <Br/> <Br/>President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform. <Br/> <Br/>Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong. <Br/> <Br/>Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma. <Br/> <Br/>President General Kayani To Visit NeigBour Country Balochland. <Br/> <Br/>Meera''s 25th Birthday. <Br/> <Br/>Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers. <Br/> <Br/>Will Osama Be Captured ? <Br/> <Br/>ShoaiB Completes His 12 Years Ban. <Br/>Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied. <Br/> <Br/>Pak Rs 178= 1$ <Br/> <Br/>Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
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