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<Br/> <Br/>If Time Doesn''t Wait For You, <Br/> <Br/>Don''t Worry ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Just Remove The Damn Battery <Br/> <Br/>From The Clock And Enjoy Life . <Br/> <Br/>
MoBile & MoBil Oil <Br/>Me Kya Same Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai <Br/> <Br/>Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon? <Br/> <Br/>Dr: Y? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Khan ShaB Ko Batana Hai K <Br/> <Br/>Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
Agar KaBhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chhirrr <Br/>No! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Charrr... <Br/>No <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chirrzzz... <Br/>Nahi Bhai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai, <Br/> <Br/>"Shame Shame...;-))
Technologies Impact:- <Br/> <Br/>Dad Emails : <Br/> <Br/>Dear Son, <Br/> <Br/>How Hv U Been? <Br/> <Br/>Ur Mom & I R Fine. <Br/> <Br/>We Miss U A Lot, <Br/> <Br/>Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha. <Br/> <Br/>Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga, <Br/> <Br/>Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Kya Tum <Br/>Tumhari <Br/>Chita Ko <Br/>Aag <Br/>Lagane Ka <Br/>Adhikar <Br/>Mujhe <Br/>Dogi.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha. <Br/>Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda <Br/> <Br/>Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se <Br/> <Br/>Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda <Br/> <Br/>Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se <Br/> <Br/>Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
You Can Impress EveryBody <Br/> <Br/>By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence <Br/> <Br/>And If That''s Not Enough <Br/> <Br/>Tell Them <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>You Are <Br/> <Br/>My Friend ... ;->