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SaChI MuHaBBAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>MuHaBBAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA, <Br/>DaRd k LiyE <Br/>2 GoLiPoNsTaN <Br/>HoTi HaI.:-P
It Is Well Known Saying Dat <Br/>"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But The Question Is <Br/>"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti <Br/> <Br/>karoge din mein to rahegi chusti <Br/> <Br/>karo kam se kam din mein ek Bar <Br/> <Br/>to rahegi tandrusti <Br/> <Br/>Nahin samjhe? <Br/> <Br/>EK SMS
4 Dino ke Chutyian O RaBa <Br/>LamBi Perhai LamBi Perhai <Br/>Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage KaBhi Na <Br/>Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha <Br/>Ktne Zmane Bad O RaBa <Br/>Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao. <Br/>Studnt: <Br/>H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O. <Br/>Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai. <Br/>Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch. <Br/> <Br/>When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis? <Br/> <Br/>He Explains <Br/>"Milk Sleeping In Nite, <Br/>Morning Become Tight"
Milli Naghma <Br/> <Br/>Hm Sutti Qaum Hain <Br/>Koi Kutti Qaum Hain <Br/> <Br/>Hm SB Ki Ha Pehchan <Br/>Hm SB Hain <Br/>Be_Imaan <Br/>Be_Imaan <Br/>Be_Imaan <Br/> <Br/>Hm SB Hain <Br/> <Br/>''Be_Imaan !!''
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? <Br/>Father:tujhey suB pata hai! <Br/>Child: nahin pata promise! <Br/>Father: in k pait main pani Bhara hay <Br/>CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to dooB jaye ga!
To, <Br/>Near <Br/>Police Station. <Br/> <Br/>Respetd Sir, <Br/>As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA MoB
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua? <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Nhi.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wah .. Wah.... Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi <Br/> <Br/>Wah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned <Br/> <Br/>From His Presidency.. <Br/> <Br/>Now Vote For New President, <Br/> <Br/>Type "KASHIF" And Send it to, <Br/> <Br/>"0345-3932040" <Br/> <Br/>For Bright Fuuture Of <Br/> <Br/>Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!! <Br/> <Br/>Thanks..!! :-)