CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
<Br/>SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila
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<Br/>Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,
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<Br/>SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
<Br/>How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
<Br/>Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
<Br/>If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
<Br/>Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
<Br/>Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
If U R In A War,
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<Br/>Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.
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<Br/>May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
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<Br/>While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
Height Of Playin Games
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<Br/>A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A CupBoard
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<Br/>Al Other Sardars Declard Him
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<Br/>Winner Of Last Year''s
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<Br/>Hide&Seek
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<Br/>Championship!
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
<Br/>Beta:
<Br/>1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
<Br/>2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ AB0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL BBLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.
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<Br/>GeO NeWz
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<Br/>LaMBI LaMBI cHoR k GeO..;->
Jin:
<Br/>"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
<Br/>Aqa:
<Br/>"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
<Br/>Jin:
<Br/>"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?
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<Br/>Angraz Bola:
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<Br/>"Bijlee Chale Gaye
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<Br/>Bijlee Agai"
VakEeL:
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<Br/>JuDgE sAAB
<Br/>Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
<Br/>SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
<Br/>kAe BEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
<Br/>pAiSe kHaE
<Br/>GuNdAgRdI kI
<Br/>yE pEhLe B JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
<Br/>cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
<Br/>JuDgE sHB
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<Br/>IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt BAnA d0 . . . ;->
