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JaB Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU, <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi, <Br/> <Br/>Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka, <Br/> <Br/>Aaj Woh <Br/>CHADDI-BANYAN <Br/>Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Girl To Her Boy Friend : <Br/>Darling, Do You Know, <Br/>Handsome n Smart Boys Always <Br/>Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!! <Br/> <Br/>Boy : <Br/>Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...
A Wife Hit Her HusBand Wid Frying Pan <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Wht''s Dat 4 ? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It <Br/> <Br/>HsBand: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse'' <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Sory ! <Br/> <Br/>Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn <Br/> <Br/>HsBand: Wht''s Dat 4? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Wife Hit Her HusBand Wid Frying Pan <Br/> <Br/>HusBand: Wht''s Dat 4 ? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It <Br/> <Br/>HsBand: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse'' <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Sory ! <Br/> <Br/>Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn <Br/> <Br/>HsBand: Wht''s Dat 4? <Br/> <Br/>Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
The Latest New Dance Craze <Br/> <Br/>Is Called <Br/> <Br/>"The Politician" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>It''s Two Steps Forward <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>One Step Backward <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And Then <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>A Sidestep ... ;->
Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>k <Br/> <Br/>k <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Main Kehrey Passay Javaan <Br/> <Br/>Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->
Azadi Moqay Per <Br/>KHAN SahaB Ne pesh Kia Naya Song <Br/> <Br/>Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan <Br/>Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan <Br/>Dil Dil Munda Pkstan <Br/>Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
Faqeer To Memon : <Br/> <Br/>Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do BaBa <Br/> <Br/>Memon: <Br/> <Br/>Aao BaBa , Cycle Pe Betho <Br/> <Br/>Round De Deta Hoon ... ;-> <Br/>
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid: <Br/>"JanaB Aaj kal CaBle K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn" <Br/> <Br/>1 Pathan Bola: <Br/>Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn <Br/>Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Breaking News ... <Br/> <Br/>Islamic Research Se SaBit Hua Hy k <Br/> <Br/>"Murghi Haram Hy" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ??? <Br/> <Br/>Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ??? <Br/> <Br/>Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main <Br/>Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
"BaBy BaBy , Yes Mama" <Br/>In PunjaBi Version ... <Br/> <Br/>"Kakay Kakay <Br/>Haan BeyBey <Br/>Phak Laii Cheeni <Br/>Na BeyBey <Br/>Jhoota Marda <Br/>na BeyBey <Br/>Lawaan Jutti <Br/>Na BeyBey <Br/>Khol Bootha ... <Br/> <Br/>HaHaHa ...