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Mujhe 2 chizain Bohat tang karti hain ... <Br/> <Br/>1, Aap ki yaad <Br/>Jo Buhot aati hay.. <Br/> <Br/>2, LIGHT jo Buhat jati hay..
Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai''n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi <Br/> <Br/>Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge ... ;->
Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro, <Br/>Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya? <Br/>Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon, <Br/>Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye MehrBani K Jo Lafz Hain, <Br/>Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon! <Br/>Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain. <Br/>Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay RaBB-E-Kareem Se, <Br/>Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho, <Br/>Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre, <Br/>Sada Muskurate Raha Karo
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha <Br/>Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De <Br/>Wo Lmhy QBoliat K Thay Uski Dua KBol Hui <Br/>AB <Br/>Mashaallah <Br/>Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga <Br/>Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga <Br/>Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho. <Br/>Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga. <Br/>Boy:Acha BAJI Ami ABa Ko Salam Kehna
"I f <Br/> <Br/>O u r <Br/> <Br/>C o n s t i t u t i o n <Br/> <Br/>A l l o w s <Br/> <Br/>U s <Br/> <Br/>F r e e <Br/> <Br/>S p e e c h <Br/> <Br/>Than <Br/> <Br/>W h y <Br/> <Br/>A r e <Br/> <Br/>T h e r e <Br/> <Br/>P h o n e <Br/> <Br/>B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain? <Br/> <Br/>Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi <Br/> <Br/>Han Naale Hamari <Br/> <Br/>Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
Wife: Main JB Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori KharB Banti Hai. <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
Zardari: . . . . <Br/> <Br/>Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . . <Br/> <Br/>Ezat Ka Dushman, <Br/>Lotero Ka Dost, <Br/>Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai.. <Br/>Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana
Oe..GaBBar <Br/> <Br/>Bahar Nikal <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kaha Chipha He Tu.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kaha He Tere.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kalliya-Walliya <Br/> <Br/>SamBha-VamBha <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or Tere... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Msg Wsg..
Haal-E-Dil SuB Ko Matt Batana, <Br/> <Br/>Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana, <Br/> <Br/>Agar Muskurane Ka Koi SaBaB Puchey Toh, <Br/> <Br/>Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;-> <Br/> <Br/>Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana, <Br/> <Br/>Agar Muskurane Ka Koi SaBaB Puchey Toh, <Br/> <Br/>Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->