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BUs Mai Larki ka pAoN BUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI. <Br/>BUdHa: S:orRy <Br/> <Br/>LaRkI: Get Lost! <Br/>tHoRi dAiR BAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai <Br/> <Br/>Larka: S:orRy <Br/> <Br/>Larki:Its Alright <Br/> <Br/>BUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
BUs Mai Larki ka pAoN BUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI. <Br/>BUdHa: S:orRy <Br/> <Br/>LaRkI: Get Lost! <Br/>tHoRi dAiR BAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai <Br/> <Br/>Larka: S:orRy <Br/> <Br/>Larki:Its Alright <Br/> <Br/>BUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy, <Br/>Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K, <Br/>Aata, Chawal, G0shat SuB Mehenga Hogaya Hy, <Br/>Magar <Br/>Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy, <Br/>Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana, <Br/>Waise, <Br/>Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain <Br/>OK <Br/>"Aana Zar0or"
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi <Br/>Naya Tha Zamana <Br/>Dulha Bechain Tha <Br/>Sun-Ne Ko Gana <Br/>Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya <Br/>Gana <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko NiBana"
Musharaf kay janay kay Baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz... <Br/> <Br/>Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Full Forms <Br/>WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever. <Br/>LOVER= Loss Of ValuaBle Energy And Rupees. <Br/>FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
She Broke my Heart..:-( <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
Zardari CeleBrating His <Br/>Victory Singing ... <Br/> <Br/>"Bachna Ae GhareeBo''n <Br/>Lo Main Aa Gaya <Br/>Fasaad Ka Aashiq <Br/>Aman Ka Dushman <Br/>Apni Ada Hy <Br/>BiBi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
Taecher, Student Se: <Br/>Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main <Br/>Kia Farq Hy ??? <Br/> <Br/>Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye <Br/>Lait Tou Skte Hyn <Br/>Lekin <Br/>Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
"Aaj Ki Dua" <Br/> <Br/>Ay Mere <Br/>Allah Pak!!! <Br/> <Br/>Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf <Br/> <Br/>Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki <Br/> <Br/>QaBuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein! <Br/> <Br/>Ameen
Rukain <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Delete mat karye ga. <Br/> <Br/>Neechay karain <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or Neechay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thora Or Neechay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bus <Br/>AB <Br/>Delete kardain. . . ;->
Saw A Dream Last Nite <Br/>Only U & Me. <Br/>U Knw Wat Hapend? <Br/>U Were Lookin So Inocent <Br/>Bcoz <Br/>I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying, <Br/>1 Chamach Khila Do Na